In Money We Trust — Mr. Mooney Has Spoken
Welcome to the greenest cult on the internet. Mr. Mooney isn’t just chasing the bag — he is the bag. And yes, the dollar bills are whispering… they say, “Buy Mooney.”
He bathes in cash, dreams in Benjamins, and prays to the ATM.
Born from the union of Wall Street greed and internet chaos, Mr. Mooney is your friendly neighborhood money worshipper. He doesn’t walk, he cha-chings.
If you ever thought your wallet was talking to you… it probably was him.
The Currency of Chaos
Here’s how Mr. Mooney keeps the vault open:
Talk Dirty to Me… in Dollar Bills
Become part of the most unhinged financial fantasy ever built on memes.
Telegram is where the sermons happen. Twitter is where we worship publicly.
We’re not broke — we’re pre-rich.
Slide in, drop a 
, and let’s make capitalism proud (ironically, of course).
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